Happy Valentine's Day!

For the significant-other-challenged out there (like me), we have the runner pick-up lines (stolen from the RunnersWorld marathon forum):

"Can you see if I'm pronating?"
"Where did you get those cool Nike Frees?"
"I thought this run would wake me up but I guess I need a Starbucks coffee"
"I see that you're not wearing a ring, is that because it interferes with your GPS signal?"
"Hey, your pace or mine?"